Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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