if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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