I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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