she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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