She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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Even my vagina gasped.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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