love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
