She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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