is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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