no. you can't hotbox the world.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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