She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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