HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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