so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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