just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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