But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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