I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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