I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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