He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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