hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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