I want to make a zoo with you.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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