Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
there was a trapeze. enough said
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
bring money and cleavage
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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