It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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