ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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