I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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