i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
