Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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