If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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