What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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