if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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