I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
look no pants
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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