I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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