There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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