Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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