I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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