"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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