So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
