After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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