It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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