Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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