apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
We're too hungover to prance.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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