I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize