Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
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:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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