I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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