"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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