Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I am puke
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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