last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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