if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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