If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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