Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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