Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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