You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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