Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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