I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Terrible idea I love it
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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