So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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