i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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