I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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